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May 11, 2014 / 446,373 notes

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom

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May 11, 2014 / 416,074 notes

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

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sarauccello:

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kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
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kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
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celebritity:

gender: ugly

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potential-and-difference:

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dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

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May 11, 2014 / 636,753 notes

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

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okaymad:

*does make up just to take selfies*

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May 11, 2014 / 10,352 notes

gnarly:

gnarly:

so today i found out iggy azalea is white 

why did this get almost 500 notes

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